buttsbutts: being able to place the word “vulva” on a triple word score but you’re playing with your mom
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fishingboatproceeds: “Why, for example, do the great writers use anticipation instead of surprise? Because surprise is merely an instrument of the unusual, whereas anticipation of a consequence enlarges our understanding of what is happening. Look at a point of land over which the sun is certain to rise, Coleridge…
hoganlenderson: i actually get irrationally irritated that 50 Cent has a cologne and it’s not called “50 Scent”
bradofarrell: “If people thought about gay sex as much as I do, they’d understand how disgusting it is.” —- Actual thing Rick Santorum has said.
vondell-swain: no matter what brenda song does with the rest of her acting career she is never gonna not be london tipton to me
overtheunderpass: ohitsjustkim replied to your photo: i was sent this 13 times Morgan, you are pretty sweat. digitalcable replied to your photo: i was sent this 13 times to be fair you are pretty sweat. hooray i’ve always aspired to be what people perspire
Remember when Ryan Seacrest tried to high-five a...
khaleesi: capitolprostitute: Australian advertising is fucking brilliant. meanwhile the klondike ad men are crying themselves to sleep for not doing this first man sometimes advertising can do awesome shit, like bring a bunch of strangers together to dance in front of a box
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edwardspoonhands: So every once in a while, someone (or a couple of someones) will get it into their heads that it’d be cool to come visit us in real life by tracking down our addresses and knocking on our doors, or leaving presents on our doorstep or in our mail box. As harmless as that no doubt is, it is for…
Your Favorite YA Novels Ever
fishingboatproceeds: NPR.org is running a poll about the best-ever young adult novels. You get to choose 10 titles from among a very impressive list. It’s fun and easy and you should do it. And yes, my books are among the books you can vote for, but certainly don’t feel obligated. There are a lot of great books on that list, and when I voted, I didn’t vote for myself! …is an example of...
youngstero: if tumblr has taught me anything it’s that everyone had the exact same childhood
edwardspoonhands: I am in a weird mood.